A Merry Heart Davenport
turbochargedhysterics:

deanisanactualprincess:

dontkillbirds:

miau-is-me:

luvr4photography:

radiogrimshaw:

annathemoony:

soupnbananaz:


littleartemis:


radiogrimshaw:


radiogrimshaw:


ten inch dick aka longer than my forearm


i know there are some writers who follow me
please
take note


I believe the average is 6 inches? The longest is 14, an he suffers dizziness when he gets a boner, and even though he’s heterosexual, he can only have sex with men (or anally with women) as his cock can’t fit in a vagina.
So writers, take note.


jesus h. christ


I once had a boyfriend who was quite well-endowed, and that was some painful, annoying shit right there (especially with a selfish dude who didn’t really think about that/blamed me for being “tiny,” what the fuck). The average vagina is 3-4 inches deep, though some women may have a depth of 6-7 inches.
Of course, a lady’s Sarlaac Pit is designed to accomodate rather large things. That does not, however, mean that it is comfortable or fun to have those large things in your hermetically-sealed shame basket, not to mention have it ramming repeatedly against your cervix. Ow fucking ow.
Contrary to popular belief, bigger is NOT ALWAYS BETTER.
A rectum can be between 5-7 inches deep. A pliable dildo could push past that, taking that sharp curve into the large intestine, if you’re patient and flexible and you have a lot of lube at your disposal. And you don’t mind things being in your INTESTINES, oh my God. A hard dick, however, that isn’t so bendy, would be another story entirely.
So if you’re shooting for realistic sex and your bottom isn’t into pain, you may want to reconsider giving your top anything over 7-8 inches of dick. 10+ inches might sound awesome but like Communism, for most people at least, it’s better in theory than it is in practice.
This very NSFW and TMI-imbued post brought to you by all the fucks I do not give.
Oh and if anyone accuses me of kink shaming I will find you and I will skin you.

ive learned a lot today omg

i think the last of my innocence just got killed reading this

#huge dicks are like communism

I reblogged this yesterday but I just have to reblogg again for ^

#huge dicks are like communism
can someone please put that on a shirt

turbochargedhysterics:

deanisanactualprincess:

dontkillbirds:

miau-is-me:

luvr4photography:

radiogrimshaw:

annathemoony:

soupnbananaz:

littleartemis:

radiogrimshaw:

radiogrimshaw:

ten inch dick aka longer than my forearm

i know there are some writers who follow me

please

take note

I believe the average is 6 inches? The longest is 14, an he suffers dizziness when he gets a boner, and even though he’s heterosexual, he can only have sex with men (or anally with women) as his cock can’t fit in a vagina.

So writers, take note.

jesus h. christ

I once had a boyfriend who was quite well-endowed, and that was some painful, annoying shit right there (especially with a selfish dude who didn’t really think about that/blamed me for being “tiny,” what the fuck). The average vagina is 3-4 inches deep, though some women may have a depth of 6-7 inches.

Of course, a lady’s Sarlaac Pit is designed to accomodate rather large things. That does not, however, mean that it is comfortable or fun to have those large things in your hermetically-sealed shame basket, not to mention have it ramming repeatedly against your cervix. Ow fucking ow.

Contrary to popular belief, bigger is NOT ALWAYS BETTER.

A rectum can be between 5-7 inches deep. A pliable dildo could push past that, taking that sharp curve into the large intestine, if you’re patient and flexible and you have a lot of lube at your disposal. And you don’t mind things being in your INTESTINES, oh my God. A hard dick, however, that isn’t so bendy, would be another story entirely.

So if you’re shooting for realistic sex and your bottom isn’t into pain, you may want to reconsider giving your top anything over 7-8 inches of dick. 10+ inches might sound awesome but like Communism, for most people at least, it’s better in theory than it is in practice.

This very NSFW and TMI-imbued post brought to you by all the fucks I do not give.

Oh and if anyone accuses me of kink shaming I will find you and I will skin you.

ive learned a lot today omg

i think the last of my innocence just got killed reading this

#huge dicks are like communism

I reblogged this yesterday but I just have to reblogg again for ^

#huge dicks are like communism

can someone please put that on a shirt

image

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mariuspcntmercy:

toni-tan:

morgrana:

MY MUM THINKS THE LYRICS ARE "I CHIME IN WITH A HAVEN’T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF FEEDING THE GODDAMN POOR?" I’M CRYING

Les mis: pop-punk edition

what a shame cosettes mom is a whore

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h0llo:

ive stolen this line and used it so many times

h0llo:

ive stolen this line and used it so many times

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‘Devil Take The Hindmost’ by Love Never Dies (OLC Recording)somebody needs to hit Christine with the self-esteem stick. these here fellas are jerks.

‘Devil Take The Hindmost’ by Love Never Dies (OLC Recording)
somebody needs to hit Christine with the self-esteem stick. these here fellas are jerks.

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behindthebloom:

We’re excited to announce the first ever Harry Potter Book Night to launch on 5th February 2015.
This exciting event will give new and existing fans a chance to share the wonder of J.K. Rowling’s unforgettable stories. You are hereby invited to embrace the magic and banish the midwinter blues!
www.harrypotterbooknight.com 

Get serious! We are doing this!

behindthebloom:

We’re excited to announce the first ever Harry Potter Book Night to launch on 5th February 2015.

This exciting event will give new and existing fans a chance to share the wonder of J.K. Rowling’s unforgettable stories. You are hereby invited to embrace the magic and banish the midwinter blues!

www.harrypotterbooknight.com 

Get serious! We are doing this!

// File under ‘things I didn’t ever expect to say’//

"Sweets, that’s my skin. Please pull on my shirt!"

We’re under attack! #adventuresinbabysitting #momsarewizards

We’re under attack! #adventuresinbabysitting #momsarewizards

‘She Looks So Perfect’ by 5 Seconds of Summerthings i love: boy bands.  i regret nothing.

‘She Looks So Perfect’ by 5 Seconds of Summer
things i love: boy bands. i regret nothing.

girlwiththepurpleframes:

this is the best thing I’ve ever seen

girlwiththepurpleframes:

this is the best thing I’ve ever seen

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Thalassa's bookshelf: read

Graceling
5 of 5 stars
tagged: myths-fairy-tales-the-good-stuff

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